February 2012
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January 2012
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Reblog this if you want a LONG anonymous message...
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
80% of teenagers have sex under 16. Reblog if you... →
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Yes.
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People on the internet: omg you're perfect be mine
People who live far away: omg you're perfect be mine
People at school: omg my eyes are burning please kill yourself to stop the pain
commanderinqueef:
take a shot every time a girl says “forever alone” on valentines day
cutting my hair
again my hair is shit and im bored of it NOW FOR A MANLY HAIRCUT
That moment when you realize you don't have the...
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hey guys im back on and out of the closet
So im just telling you all in trans*male, so…
ive told alot of people so now i just need to tell the rest. so uh….yeah thats it really…
Replace every one of the vowels in your URL with O
davebutts:
thejacktoyournoir:
deadmangensokyoland:
yaroumme:
Yorommo
doodmongonsokyolond - what.
thojocktoyoornoor
dovobotts
hoooroflo2p
Best part about new electronics :)
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We’ll be censoring all of Tumblr in order to...
IM TIERD OF ALL MY HOMESTUCKERS GOING TO SHERLOCK...
bravestlittlesoldier:
heiiroflii2p:
WHAT THE HELL GUYS
I’M STILL FAITHFUL, BRO.
GGOOD BRO GOOD NOW LETS ENGAGE IN HOMESTUCKERITUDE
Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask...
klashkrool:
“Please disturb”
IM TIERD OF ALL MY HOMESTUCKERS GOING TO SHERLOCK...
WHAT THE HELL GUYS
Cal Cosplay
bravestlittlesoldier:
heiiroflii2p:
bravestlittlesoldier:
heiiroflii2p:
bravestlittlesoldier:
sorry for the really crappy lighting and such and really crappy quality of it. I used my webcam which likes to piss all over itself. .o. So yeah. But, here’s my Lil Cal cosplay.
-throws cal plushie at you- JESUS
LOLOL :D My smile can get creepier, as I’ve posted below. C: as a dave cosplayer...
Cal Cosplay
bravestlittlesoldier:
heiiroflii2p:
bravestlittlesoldier:
sorry for the really crappy lighting and such and really crappy quality of it. I used my webcam which likes to piss all over itself. .o. So yeah. But, here’s my Lil Cal cosplay.
-throws cal plushie at you- JESUS
LOLOL :D My smile can get creepier, as I’ve posted below. C: as a dave cosplayer i felt the need to do this
and as a...
The 13th GIF in your folder is what you look like...
canadian-dishwasher:
denmarks-awesome-dick:
pharaoh-doll:
thiefofthedarkness:
loverlylight:
mulanzu:
yami-nexus:
thegifinyourfolder:
That is SO accurate o.o
XD So, would that make me Loki or the other guy?
That’s actually not entirely inaccurate, especially if I’m blackout shitwrecked. Glazed over eyes, hair all over the place, wandering forward blindly and trying...
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JOIN OUR HOMESTUCK CHAT YOU CUNTS →
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
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yourxpersonalxhirox:
caffeineandcarpaltunnel:
...
TG: hey dick
TG: *dirk
What's wrong here
sweetxbabyy:
Try to find the error. It’s impossible. AAA BBB CCC DDD EEE FFF GGG HHH III JJJ KKK LLL MMM NNN OOO PPP QQQ RRR SSS TTT UUU VVV WWW XXX YYY ZZZ Did you know that 80% of UCSD students could not find the error above? Repost this with the title “what’s wrong here”, and when you click “post “, the answer will be really obvious.
elaroh:
I really want to take some Homestuck-y pictures, but I have to wait until Tuesday…
And then all those pictures are probably going to be smutty.
Not that I mind, but…
I dunno. I want to do something…
Jake English-y…
Yep.
i do too
but im alone
like usual
cry
dave-striders-albino-squirrel asked: It was fun bringing it up, though.oh well
If SOPA passes
Facebook user: oh well, it was fun while it lasted
Twitter user: guess I can't tweet anymore. that's too bad
Tumblr user: I'm going to steal the declaration of independence
dave-striders-albino-squirrel asked: Yeah, but he said we could call him Adrian too. So heh.
bravestlittlesoldier asked: 19. If you could change your eye color, would you? (and to what color?)
dave-striders-albino-squirrel asked: 12. Because I'm a total bitch.
Invade My Privacy.
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2012?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
13. What about ‘R’?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
52. Are you nice to everyone?
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
56. Do you think you like someone?
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
60. Do you hate anyone?
61. How’s your heart?
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
65. Are your toenails painted pink?
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
70. How do you look right now?
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
72. Can you commit to one person?
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
74. Have you ever felt replaced?
75. Did you wake up cranky?
76. Are you a jealous person?
77. Are relationships ever worth it?
78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
81. Last person you cried in front of?
82. Is there someone you will never forget?
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
85. Are you over your past?
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
97. Who do you have texts from?
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
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